YouLittlesluts
Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 7:34 PM
Matured contents. Not for kids. duh

This morning, when I was doing my work on the mahjong table, I heard the vibration of my hp.

That is pretty much miraculous cuz
1) my phone was in my bag and deep inside; covered by all that junk in my bag
2) my bag is about 3m away
3) my cardigan was covering my bag
4) I was stirring my milo (which in turn caused that "ting ting ting" sound like ah peks in kopitiams
5) I seldom seldom seldom pick up my calls cuz my phone is forever in silent mode (my friends would know that)

So, I thought it might be one of my studio mates calling to tell me about the site visit later and what to do on fri OR my girlies asking me where I'll be before meeting them for dinner.

I literally ran over to my bag and frantically search for my phone (by touch) and TA DAH! I found it.

The call was from an unknown number although the number is still displayed on the screen.

My 1st thought was Zee (cuz she always uses her house phone or something to call me).

Here goes the conversation which was pretty fucked up.

Me: "hello?" *sniffs*

Girl on the line : "ZHHEHHHHHZHEHHHH" (those very bad connection sounds)

Me: "HELLO?"*sniff sniff*

Girl on the line: " Hi m'dm, this is calling from Marie France Bodyline."

Me: "errr. ok."*sniff*

GOTL: " M'dm, have you heard of Marie France Bodyline before?"

Me, THINKING," Duh! Who hasn't?" - then imitating christy chung turning her body in btw 2 cars' side mirrors.

Me: " erm. ya." *sniff*

GOTL:" Oh great! We're actually having a promotion right now and you're one of the lucky ones who are chosen by us. You're actually entitled to a complimentory spa treatment (or something like that) and there's only 2 slots left (which I presume she meant that there's only 2 more girls who will be "chosen"). This promotion is absolutely free and there's no obligations to it. This promotion is for a limited period which is till the end of February. So M'dm, would you like to go ahead and book an appointment with us? We have 7 outlets currently - Bishan, Jurong (goes on to list the 7 outlets -__-"), so when would you be free to book and appointment?"

Me, THINKING, "wah. ZHUN BOH??? So heng meh. must be someone bao toh my number. but a free spa treatment with no obligations thereafter sounds good. Plus, the 1 week holiday is just a week again and still within feb."

Me: " erm.. ok... but can I can't actually confirm an appointment yet cuz I have school actually.."*sniff*

GOTL:"OH! Are you a student M'dm?"

Me:"ya..."

GOTL:" OH! haha. Cuz you sound so matured."
Me:".................oh. haha." *sniffs*

GOTL:"oh. Then ok, thank you M'dm"

Me: "...................................................................................................................."

NABEI

So... I guess they never check the background of ppl they call?

And where did they get my number from?

And they HAO YI SI call already, realise I'm a student and then never even bother explaining why I can't "book" an appointment and hung up.

I have even signed up for any marie france/expression/jean yip thingy. Don't think my friends have.

Stupid shit.

Yet another reason to hate my voice. ( but i was having one of those morning flu thingy. sneezing non stop before the call)




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