Wednesday, September 27, 2006, 11:43 PM
some memories from my KL trip
yay. look at what rubbish we've done during the trip. hey. the streetfighter background are for real. we just added in all those
power bar and stuff. hahahah.
Thursday, September 21, 2006, 11:44 PM
steve irwin
hello to everyone who is reading this.STOP putting that fucking turtle in front of your msn nick when you dont even know who the fuck steve irwin is.
ok. maybe you know he is the crocodile hunter. other than that leh? do you know he owns the australia zoo in queensland? do you know one of the croc in singapore zoo is actually touched/rescued/dunno wat shit by him?
dunno right.. then STOP putting that turtle lah. knn. such an eyesore. what has a turtle gotta do with him. Is it cuz his IQ is as low as that of a turtle's to be killed by a stingray?
ok. i'm just saying that to those that i know and if you happened to have a turtle in your msn nick, think about whether you really know him and his contributions. if you dont, then read up and at least PRETEND you know.. To others who didnt put any turtles(like me), you're doing a great job cuz we cant even be bothered.
ok now. why do i think he died a stupid death.
1st: he battled and fought and stunt-ed with some many crocodiles, be it wild or not, and he wasn't killed by them. instead, he was killed by stingray. he shdnt call himself croc hunter, he shd be called the stingray-hunted.
2nd: he was filming a show called "the ocean's deadliest" when " Irwin decided to do some softer features for a new children's TV show he was doing with his daughter, Bindi." because the weather was turning bad. sub-firstly, he wasnt even gonna touch on stingrays as one of the deadliest. sub-secondly, stingrays SELDOM sting.
its like wtf.
can you imagine you're a stingray, happily swimming in the blue ocean... watching nemo, dory, bruce and squirt-s swim past you, then you decided that you swam enough and you want to take a rest. AND in order to do that, you have to bury yourself in the sand to camoflauge yourself (you dont wanna become peng he-u... -_____-" aiya sambal stingray lah).
ok. SO you were happily resting and when you're about to doze off.. PEEKABOO!! steve irwin comes and provoke you and your beauty sleep. fed-up, you decided to sting this MATE and suay suay, pierced his heart. aiya. (considering your aiming quite lousy since you SELDOM sting. heh.)
then you think.. "the crocs are gonna thank me for that" but then again "who's gonna save and conserve the wildlife now..? SHIT. i killed him too early" THEN.. you think again "oh ya...there's still that fugly and stupidly fake photographer called AUSTIN STEVENS who goes around getting bitten by snakes just to get a photo of them. AND that super cute and witty and funny and clever Jeff Corwin who never fails to make my day AND every other animal's day. aiya. with him around (not that stupid austin stevens fake-o), all wildlife would be safe already. OOOOH. i love jeff corwin."
oops. sorry. i was too into my role. erm. humans and animals can never be together. so that loving jeff corwin part, is I say one. I as in me, weiling, ok. BUT, the fucking austin stevens part, is i represent all animals, beasts, marine creatures and ESPECIALLY SNAKES say de. i know they really hate wasting their venom on him. snake --> " ah. fuck. its that fucking austin stevens guy again. gonna waste my precious venom on him again. idiot. always take photo of me. too bad i dont have hands, or else i will give him my autograph." HAW HAW HAW.
oops. backtrack. 3rdly: steve irwin really proved his show, didnt he. you know. "ocean's deadliest" ok. now we know.
SO, how can we solve the problem of getting killed by stingrays in the future, you know, while diving, snorkelling and stuff.
ok. 1st, we can AVOID those creatures. touch something touch-able. like, NEMO or SOME STUPID PRAWNS. i also cannot give you a full list of what we can touch and cannot touch cuz i hate SEA CREATURES and i wont touch any of them. i only eat them. (but i found the CARTOON sea creatures cute though) pls pls pls pls, if you dont wanna die, then dont go and touch everything UNKNOWN to you. even if you know it, you still wont know what it's thinking about. sekali the turtle bite your finger off, i tell you. i'm not joking. KENNETH told me turtles bite and their beak-like mouth is supposed to crack open crabs one. we cant even crack open a crab with our fingers nor mouth and we normally use a lousy big and bulky handphone like nokia 3310 or 3210 to help us do the job of cracking and opening the crab shell. so, compare our fingers and the crab's shell, i think we will lose lah. so, dont even touch anything. all you can do is float stupidly on the surface of the water and avoid every single thing in your way (excluding air bubbles).
2nd, if you really wanna see the sea creatures and marine wildlife, you can watch a DOCUMENTARY on animal planet or kids central if you dont have scv. itz good enough. and you can learn alot AND you know what's the best thing? YOU WONT GET KILLED. unless you really damn suay, eat and watch at the same time, then choke to death or something. (or maybe you suffer some final destination-like death, in case you escaped death) ya. shd be safer. and you'll see cute jeff corwin.
3rd, eat more sambal stingrays. my favourite KFC shd innovate and have some kentucky fried stingray or something, maybe i'll patronize more.
eh. this whole entry is just my own thoughts and why i think SOME ppl are stupid and irritating and FAKE. you not happy? come tag me. if you dare, leave your REAL name and ic and hp number there and let me hunt you down and scold you till you die.
still, i like steven irwin's actions for conserving wildlife. but i hate his stupid brave acts when battling crocs.
9:35 PM
my perspective
hey. it's literally my perspective drawing of the zoo entrance lah.
seriously, i'm beginning to hate the zoo.
i drew the entrance over and over and over and over and over and over again till i hate it. RED HOT SIZZLING HATRED.
aiya. i going KL liao. dont miss me darlings!
anyway, i will miss lappy (my laptop's name) and the metal slug games inside.
oh. in case u got a shock. tts me telling u that halloween's coming real soon. hahah. no lah. that's jialing's keychain.
my birthday is coming. you guys better help me think of what to do cuz i really have no idea of what to do on my birthday. dont forget the prezzies. OR ELSE.. i will really become halloween the 13th ( or some psycho killer)
9:01 PM
3 guys and a girl
ok. what can 3 guys and a girl do?
Go to singapore biennale lah. AIYA.
i know it's kinda late to post up the photos and blog the entry cuz i went like..last week?
i was lazy mah. i took SO MANY photos till i went mad. i didnt wanna blog it cuz there will be too many photos to post up and the stupid blogspot is damn fucked up de --> last minute come tell me there's some error, make me fucked up only. aiya. since i'm in a good mood today and i am quite free, i shall post up the photos ba.
ok. as you can see..some are our group photos.. at the exhibitions.. me fooling ard with ZAHA HADID'S works of art.. us lunching at delifrance.. me acting cute, me acting cute and me acting cute.
ok. see that colorful photo. think it's a happy and all cheery pic huh?
look again. see what they're doing.
still have no idea?
ok. they're kamikaze-ing aka killing themselves aka committing suicide and yet enjoying it.
wow. SUPER NICE.
Saturday, September 16, 2006, 11:37 AM
my works. my baby.
hehheh. my axonometric/isometric drawing of the zoo entrance. i worked on it for nights. nearly died.
Thursday, September 07, 2006, 8:54 AM
my student's drawings on metamorphosis
these are my student edwin's drawings. topic is metamorphosis - merge/mix 2 objects or whatever shit together, then *tah dah* ok. but 1st you must think of a stupid name.
1st pic: fairy + telephone = fairyphone
2nd pic: sheep + kangaroo = sheeparoo
3rd pic: doctor + octopus = doctorpus
4th pic: girl + fish = mermaid
5th pic: cow + calculator = cowculator.
i thought it was super duper funny. i couldnt stop laughing at the COWCULATOR.
8:42 AM
naima wannabe
yeah man. this is why i always have 2nd thoughts whenever i wanna get a mohawk.
this is IVAN when he never style his hair and just wear the cap. the hair just formed the shape of the cap. H I L A R I O U S.
Monday, September 04, 2006, 11:04 PM
hardworking me
yay. i decided to work hard le!the pressure and competition i'm facing now is currently too much for me to take. if i still dont take action, then die lah. i lose liao.
so, i decided to work a little harder. show people that i'm not as slack as i look (cuz i'm much slacker than i look). aiya. maybe huo ning (my teacher?) will have a better impression of me also (?)
aiya. but hor, very lazy leh. knn. wah liao. i seriously dont fucking understand what the fuck they're saying sometimes. erwin " it creates a SPACE, what is the SPACE for. explain your need for this SPACE" knn. what space!? space here space there everywhere space space. then say what " Le corbusier...mies van der rohe (this fucker is a guy)..frank lloyd wright.."
fucking hell. i've got a MOUNTAIN of books and sources to read lah. yes, the mountain is higher than mount weiling, the whole 1.77m high. wtf.
i asked darling dora whether she read it before. she said she didnt understand one fucking word of it.
similar to artists, architects only get famous when they die.
hehheh. maybe if i pretend to die, then i will get famous, then *POP* actually i'm not dead. MWAHAHAHA. jokin lah. siao.
aiya. sian neh. now i watching arnold schwarzenneger (i dunno how to fucking spell it) PREDATOR. hahah. it started showing at 1pm just now. eh. mai siao siao. he's my favorite muscle man leh. wah. 50+ years old still can so muscle muscle, then so handsome...AHHH... I LIKE. slurps.
siao lah. i like my weeping best. :D (sweet hor. hehehe. sweeter than ding ding tang.)
aiya. now i have to start researching.
Mies van der rohe - barcelona paviliion, tugendhat house, farnsworth house, lange house
Louis Kahn - fisher house, esherick house
Gerrit Rietveld - schroeder house
Luis Barragan - barragan house, Galvez house
and many many many more. yay. so fun. totally. o.O
1:36 AM
dead.
haiz. end of my presentation.guess what. mine is the lousiest. i got all bad comments. wtf.
i suddenly lost interest and confidence to continue. initially, i dont understand wtf the teacher and lecturer is saying, now for my 2nd project, i still get bad comments.
maybe i really aint cut out for this. ppl here really can think in other ways. i cant. i thought mine was really abstract. shit.
i hate it. i want to cry. fuck.
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