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Monday, June 30, 2008, 9:15 PM
last minute work
Alex called up to tell me to work tonight.IT'S A FUCKING TUESDAY NIGHT WHO WILL GO!? I don't know. Don't ask me why I actually agreed to work tonight. OH! I JUST HOPE I CAN HIT THE TARGET TONIGHT!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE................. Updates: I'm NOT working tonight. I'll be working tmr at this place called Geographer instead. Sunday, June 29, 2008, 9:16 PM
BOREDOM TO THE MAX
My darling David has gone to Hong Kong.He'll be back tmr but I MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY! Sigh~ Anyway, we're planning to go to Bangkok soon (probably end July) but I need to know where to book the cheapest air tickets and stuff. I heard my friends mention about some websites, like www.statravel.com, that offer air tickets at a student or lower prices. I went to check out the statravel but I seriously DO NOT think it's cheap (go see if for yourself!) Do hit me with recommendations of where to get cheap air tickets online! Oh ya! I need recommendations for good and reasonably priced hotels too! Friday, June 27, 2008, 9:59 PM
sigh
Things haven't been going too well at St James.I have to STRUGGLE to earn my stupid 7 trays! Like EVEN on FRIDAYS! Fridays are usually the easier of the 2 days, but I had to sell till 4.30am yesterday! To make things worse, someone nearly got into a fight and broke 9 of my UNSOLD glasses! YES! UNSOLD! I was so angry and yet I can't lose my temper and I'm at a total loss of what to do! I felt so guilty when I ran over and told James I broke the unsold glasses. He didn't scold me, which made me feel worse. I just kept apologizing to him. Oooh. I just hope things will get better. I really just wanna save up for my bangkok trip :((( I hope tonight won't be an equally bad night. I really really hope I can sell enough trays tonight. Thursday, June 26, 2008, 2:15 AM
Update number 2
Remember I said I will be doing a section called STUPID MSGS FROM STUPID GUYS?Ok. Let me start it now. Got a number of stupid msgs from them already. (by them, I refer to the stupid guys) These posts are not to HUMILIATE them, but rather, WARN you girls of stupid and irritating guys like them out there. My responses are in red. 1) Gnome wants to brighten your day with a smile. Check out Gnome's profile and send a reply. A message from Gnome: hi there u're adorable i would like to say I'm Steve Cheers WTF. With a name like Gnome, WOULD YOU HIT IT!? Crazy. I'm obviously NOT adorable. So, FUCK OFF. 2) Richard wants to brighten your day with a smile. Check out Richard's profile and send a reply. A message from Richard: Hi, Just came across your profile and think you are pretty hot! Care to be friends? :) Cheers, Richard hmmm. That's about all for now. I deleted some of the msgs by accident. knn.EH. FUCK YOU LAH. 3) hi can be friend ?? phoenix_abf@yahoo.com.sg See reply above. 4) hi there weiling, I knew that you were very very familiar, though it's not a chessy trick. I saw you once on Wholivesnearyou, through your friend huiling. Not that i know here either. BUt well jus wondering if you're ok 2 converse via msn. no ill intents, if you don't find the slight chemistry of being a platonic friend,you can ignore me thereafter. Here's my msn- yusuke_shorin@hotmail.com Alex signing off, just trying to do what's my heart telling me to do. Since he took the effort to write such a long msg, I shall not put his efforts to waste. 1st, it's not CHESSY, it's CHEESY. 2nd, it's not huiling, it's huilin. 3rd, you don't have to tell me you're signing off, I KNOW you're signing off. But, good effort for the use of vocab. So, I will write a longer reply. "Hi there Alex, I must first apologize as I find you very very very unfamiliar. Don't worry, I know it's obviously NOT a chessy trick because there is not even a word called chessy in the dictionary. I figured that you actually mean cheesy. I must say that you're very understanding! Because you totally understood how I felt about not wanting to be your friend. I indeed don't find any slight chemistry of being a platonic friend with you and I will be sure to ignore you thereafter! Yours very very truly, Weiling." In short form, what I meant was FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF. 4) hi....wei ling wat is yr friendster email wan add u be friend...... See the reply for (2) 12:28 AM
sluts of the same feather flock together
Sorry for the lack of posts lately.I can't find my fucking cable again and therefore, I can't fucking upload my fucking photos. Oh man. This sucks. Since I can't upload any photos for the time being, I shall blog about this SLUT I met while working for the casino event on Monday. HURHURHUR. FYI, the casino event was simply the screening of James Bond - Casino Royale at The Screening Room at Ann Siang Rd. It's a pretty cool place with nice ambience and architecture. You can check them out here. To cut the long story short, there were 6 of us working. Candice (whom I met at another event before), Amanda, Iris, Joanne, Crystal (if that is how you spell her name) and yours truly. We were divided into pairs and assigned to the respective levels to do our job. I was paired with Candice and our job is to be "Bond Girls". YES. All we did was pose and smile as the guests took a short clip impersonating JAMES BOND. Yes yes yes. Stupid. I know. Don't remind me. SO, I noticed this ang moh guy who is quite handsome (but vertically challenged) and we approached him to record the video. I mean like, that was part of our job too - we had to approach random ppl and ask if they would like to take a video. OK. Backtrack. That ang moh seemed pretty interested in Candice. He kept looking at her and stuff, damn obvious. So, ok, this particular ang moh will be referred to again in the later part of the story. Then, I saw this girl who we (Candice and I) thought was quite pretty. She is tall, very slim and fair and she had a lovely face. We had no idea who she is as this was a invited-only party, I figured that she should be a socialite. HURHURHUR. This girl was flirting with the guys, particularly ang mohs (and more particularly, the ang moh who was interested in Candice). SLUT. She was really damn slutty lah. Like her every actions are slutty. EEYER. I'm sure you girls will know what I am talking about lah. So, she will be referred to as Orange Slut cuz she was in a orange top. Eventually, Candice, Amanda, Joanne and Crystal were assigned to the "casino room" to fulfill part 2 of our job. The "casino room" is literally a casino room lah. There was Blackjack, Baccarat, Roulette and some casino games tables where ppl can bet with chips that were given out. Iris and I were assigned to the roof terrace to continue giving out chips. WTF @#$%%&*! I WANNA BE AT THE TABLE TO BET SIA! When Iris and I finally got back to the casino room, Candice told us that the orange slut actually kuai lan her (translation: fucked/pissed her off). Candice was assigned to the Baccarat table and when she was giving out the cards, that orange slut said very slutty-ly "Is that even how you deal the cards?" Candice, being such a gentle and sweet girl, ignored her. When Candice told me that, I felt pissed off for her! FUCK. YOU THINK WE REALLY WORK IN A CASINO AH? SIAO. CANDICE JUST TURNED 18! SHE CAN'T EVEN ENTER THE CASINO YET!!?? YOU THINK EVERYONE IS AN ESCORT LIKE YOU WHO GOES TO THE CASINO ALL THE TIME AH? ok. Backtrack. We (now, Iris and I) realised that the ang moh is still very interested in Candice as he is STILL stealing glances at her. HEH. Meanwhile, that orange slut kept giving Candice a very DU LAN + jealous + arrogant look while clinging on to the ang moh. SIAO. Candice revealed that the ang moh actually asked for her number just now. AH. That explains that DU LAN + jealous + arrogant look on that orange slut's face. Nearing the end of the event, there was a very special bidding. The guests are invited to bid for prizes with chips! Not potato chips, but casino chips. And the prizes don't come cheap man. The bid for a dinner voucher at fullerton comes at 3000. As in like, 3000 bucks worth of chips. But since the chips were given out, I figured that this should be just a more creative lucky draw. They aren't actually paying, but in fact, they were trying to see who won the most and that lucky dude (or bitch) will get to "win" a prize! The best prize of the night was a voucher for the iphone when it comes to Singapore. The orange slut came over to the prize table prior to the auction with her equally as slutty friend. They were browsing through the prizes and suddenly exclaimed " OOOOOOOOOH! THE iPHONE!!! I WANT THE iPHONE!!!" See lah. Sluts. When the auction started, Iris and I had to take turns holding up the prizes as they call out their bids. STUPID RIGHT? wah liao eh. Lucky I shaved my armpits. Then when the better prizes came along, the sluts and their gang (which consists of THAT ang moh and some rich-looking uncles) got rather excited. They were "fighting" with another group of Indian bidders, constantly trying to outbid each other. I overheard the sluts' plans to save some chips to eventually bid for the iphone -_______-" D E S P I C A B L E So, when the iphone voucher was finally up for bidding, wah, the action got even more drama. The sluts seemed to have forgotten their image and were shouting and frantically discussing with their "sugar daddies" whenever someone outbid them. S I A O. The bid even went up to like 500000 chips lah. Crazy. The scene actually turned rather hilarious when the Indian bidders said that they will add 5000 chips to whatever the sluts' gang bid is. Poor Iris was still holding up the iphone voucher after like 5 mins lah. THEN, the real drama comes. Suddenly, this woman from the back said that she actually has more chips than both of them. HAH. Another competitor. The auctioneer got rather confused as all of them seemed to have the same amount of chips and it'll be too troublesome for us to count as it would take YEARS. He then decided to have 2nd judges, which is US! HARHAR. Then the slut chu pattern sia! She stomped over and SNATCHED (yes. SNATCHED) the voucher VERY RUDELY away from Iris's hands and said " GIVE IT TO ME! THIS IS MINE!" KNNBCCB. WTF IS THAT? I stared at Iris and Iris stared back at me and we were damn stunned to react lah! We were damn stunned by this kinda rudeness and that was so goddamn mother fucking bratty lah! So, after like, 10 seconds of stun-ness, Iris quickly informed one of the person-in-charge that the stupid orange slut SNATCHED that voucher from our hands and went off. I watched in UTTER HORROR as the slut SASHAY in front of the group of Indian bidders with the iphone voucher in her hands as if to announce that she won it! The Indians then snatched it over from her and wanted to tear it into 2 (like jokingly) saying that they should share it! OMG. I have NEVER seen such dramatic auctions before. AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A SLUTTY WHORE BEFORE! The person-in-charge quickly ran over and asked for the voucher back. WAH. Maciam like prince in shining armor leh! But she's a woman lah! So it's princess in shining armor! We were OBVIOUSLY damn pissed with the stupid slut's actions. And we decided NOT to choose her. As for the Indian bidders, they ATTEMPTED TO TEAR THE VOUCHER IN HALF! So, they were out also. So, the winner for the iphone was the last woman. She gave the voucher to her client! So nice lah! SERIOUSLY, I can reenact the whole damn scene out for you guys. I can NEVER forget how that slut actually SNATCHED that voucher from us. wah piang eh. FUCKING JEALOUS, ARROGANT, GOOD FOR NOTHING SLUT! SHE IS WHAT I CALL AN SPG! Monday, June 16, 2008, 5:17 AM
I WON BACK MY 100 BUCKS
Hello to my faithful readers (by "faithful", I mean kaypoh).It's been a long time since I last blogged. YES! I have been busy playing MAHJONG, which is the greatest game of all time. AND I WON BACK THE 100 BUCKS LOST TO BRIAN/CHARLOTTE LAST WEEK! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! BUT, I lost to them within ONE round and I need 2 freaking days (4 rounds of mj) to win back the same amount. HURHURHUR. OH. I will update tmr. I got a few more stupid msgs on friendster and facebook already. I decided to start a section called SMFSG - STUPID MSGS FROM STUPID GUYS. Stay tuned ok! XoxoOXOxoxoOXOoxoOXOXoxoxoXOXoxoxOXOXOXOxoxoxoXOXOXOxoxoOXOxoXOOXo HAHA! FUCKED UP! Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 12:37 AM
Some stupid things
In case you don't know, Jessica Alba gave birth to a baby girl a few days ago.And guess what she named her baby? HONOR. Yes. HONOR MARIE WARREN. wah piang eh. She named her Honor cuz she feels that it's an honor having her fiance's kid -_-" It's a stupid name can? Can you imagine calling her? "Eh! Honor!" It sounds like I'm calling a dog or a horse. I'll name my horse Honor if I have one. All I can say is, she's pretty dumb. Not only because of this case of naming the poor kid Honor, but also cuz of the things she said. That's really what I call a bimbo ok. Oh well. If you really wanna know what dumb stuff she says, just check out dlisted Saturday, June 07, 2008, 10:17 PM
angry again
Indians have once again disappointed me and NOT proven me that they're the best of the races.Was working at St James yesterday, this group of Indians (whom I initially thought were very civilized based on their clothes and looks), was super duper touchy! Fucking hell. They kept holding on to me, clinging to my waist, moving down to my ass and one was even grinding me from behind lah! One even kissed me lah! FUCK! But of course, now I'm a little smarter, I SIAM! I kept elbowing them to keep them away! chao chee bye. They were holding on to me and refuse to let me go! And I can't leave cuz they haven't pay up yet! Horrible. I will ALWAYS remember the guy who grinded me, hold my waist and kissed me. To him: YOU ARE DISGUSTING, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR GIRLS. I will NOT approach Indians anymore. I relayed this incident to James, I haven't even finished what I wanna say and James already said "Indians are very touchy one." WTF. NOW I KNOW ALREADY. FUCK YOU!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!! 3:09 AM
good start
Yesterday was a good and VERY LUCKY night.Managed to sell 8 trays. But I'm not sure if I can maintain my sales. But I lost 20 bucks. Not sure where it went to. Oh well. Forget it then. Hopefully tonight will be an equally good night :) Friday, June 06, 2008, 12:52 AM
never gonna happen again
It was the most horriblest and terriblest experience yesterday.I promise I'll be good from now :( PS: For you English-correcting dodos, horriblest and terriblest are words I made up. Thursday, June 05, 2008, 7:23 AM
ANOTHER DUMBASS on facebook
Oh. This one was really funny. Sent me laughing my ass off. Showed it to David and his reaction was so cute.Once again, stupid sentences are highlighted in orange and red. " Is there something more? Between You and Alexander Lim Alexander Lim Add as Friend June 4 at 4:54pm Report Message Hey, how's it going. Hope you're enjoying the pseudo pokes hugs slaps bites here. Let's go deeper and talk like normal people =)All I know abt you now is that you have a student look and can be a little naughty at times. I'd like to know more.So what's your story? HOW STUPID IS THAT??? 1) There will be NOTHING MORE between us. 2) I definitely don't wanna go deeper with him. 3) I already AM talking like a normal person. 3a) He is NOT. 4) " You have the student look" is the stupidest pick up line I've ever heard. 4a) He has the STUPID look. 5) WTF? "A little naughty at times?" What has it gotta do with him. 6) I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW MORE. 7) My story is that THIS is the END of the story. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This has gotta be one of the stupidest, cheesiest, brainless msgs that I've gotten. If he is in front of me, saying all these bullshit to me, I'll give him one tight slap. LINK TO THE DUMBASS Monday, June 02, 2008, 9:03 PM
Another stupid guy
I really hate stupid people.I don't actually mean intellectually stupid, for e.g. people who don't do well in school because they're just not as clever. I mean people who are actually NOT stupid but make themselves look stupid. I refer to several types of people, which are listed below 1) pEopLe wHo taLkS LikE tHiS ( I used to talk like that, BUT HELLO? This were used by teens about 5 or 6 years ago.) 2) People who don't know proper english 1 - I don't even know how to form a sentence with the words they use. Some examples - ii lubb euuu, bbut euuu donn lubb miii. In case you don't understand what that was, it says I love you but you don't love me. WTF? I call this rubbish language. 3) People who can't speak proper english 2 - This group of people speaks AH BENG english. Which means lousy english. OH WELL. I'm not perfect in english either. But I try my best to speak it properly. And after all this explanation and classification, let me show you what led me to this post. I received this mail on nightlife.sg " On1 Jun 2008, milleniumgxwrote:
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