YouLittlesluts
Monday, February 23, 2009, 3:42 AM
More dumb notes to cure my boredom

I'm just spreading the boredom virus. Bear with me :)

25 randoms things you might know or not know about me.

1. I have no idea why I choose Architecture. I think I'm lured into it, considering an Engineering student talked to me about the course during the open house.

2. I don't hate Architecture, I just find it tiresome and stressful.

3. I'm not gonna get my Masters in Architecture, I'm not gonna become an architect anyway.

4. I LOVE DOGS, esp big dogs.

5. I sometimes find small dogs too yappy. But, I still like them cuz they're really cute and loving.

6. I don't hate cats, but I don't really like them either. I guess I'm just neutral.

7. I hate my voice. It sounds so nasal and old. But I can't change it.

8. I hate it when people imitate my voice. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. I may laugh about it, I'm actually chopping you up with an axe in my mind. I will never forget that dumb guy who teased me about my voice. (he was the one we met at mimolette and gave us a ride to zouk. He's just an ugly mother fucker who ought to get AIDS.)

9. I hate my legs. I hate my thighs. They're too big.

10. I'm WAYYYYY too fickle minded. I always cannot decide on things. damn.

11. I dislike going shopping alone, or even doing something alone. Even if it means walking along a street or taking public transport.

12. I think I'm too old for zouk (or phuture)

13. I HATE stupid people. If you think 7x7=28, you should just go die. Really. You won't survive in this world with such stupidity.

14. Even though I hate stupid people, I think I can tolerate stupid people who are good looking, I mean at least, look-able. Which means, at least I can look past your stupidity and tell myself that God is just fair.

15. I don't really have a goal in life. I just want to live everyday as it is. Which is bad. Very bad.

16. I'm get scared easily. When alone in a room, every single noise will startle me. I thank my vivid imagination for that.

17. Sounds cheapo but I really really like Cotton On. I think their clothes are cheap and good looking enough. But they're getting a bit more costly nowadays. Despicable. Make us addicted then raise price.

18. I like reading wikipedia. I can read it for hours. EVERYTHING is there. Movie plots, celeb profiles, history of places.... EVERYTHING. It's my most visited webby.

19. I can eat cream pasta, KFC (2 pc chicken) or mixed veg rice EVERYDAY and not get sian of it. In fact, I eat almost the same food everyday.

20. I recently started my nail-biting habit again. DAMN IT. It took me SO DAMN LONG TO QUIT.

21. I think guys who use cheesy pick up lines on girls should just go fuck themselves. I get irritated with them easily and I show my irritation. (YES. It's that ugly LEON guy at Supperclub I'm talking about. "oh. we're walking around and we decided that you girls are the best looking girls around." NABEI LAH. )

22. I think facebook is becoming more and more like friendster, while friendster is trying to be more like facebook. Soon, they'll be the same. Ain't that scary? So why did ALL OF US move from friendster to facebook for?

23. I really really really wanna get tattoos. I've already thought about the designs I want. A japanese koi tattoo on the side of my body, the words "quod me nutruit, me destruit" on my arm or lower back, a portrait of Leo and maybe, portraits of my family or anything that can remind me of them. I hope the japanese koi tattoo can be done by Chris Garver and the portrait of Leo can be done by Kat Von D.

24. I hate it when David tries to tickle my armpit. Or neck. They're like sensitive zones where people can never ever touch it. It triggers a really funny reaction from me, the reactions ranges from a slap to a really irritated look to an unstoppable laugh.

25. I like horror movies but I always get scared after that (thanks to my vivid imagination again). I can always imagine the story lines come true and happen in real, then I'd rather kill myself.

AND... one more.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last week lah.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My handwriting depends on my mood. I like it in general.

4. DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND? IF NO, WOULD YOU WANT ONE? yeah.

5. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I think so, I hope so.

6. DO YOU USE SARCASM? TONS.

7. HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR LIFE TO BE IN A COUPLE OF YEARS? (REALISTICALLY PLEASE) Tai tai life... everyday play mahjong.

8. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? YES

9. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? It used to be this one called apple tree or something, but it's outta production -___-" It's honey stars now

10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? If I can, no.

11. WOULD YOU MOVE AGAIN? I hope not.

12. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Their looks e.g face, smile etc

13. RED OR PINK? Red. It's sexier

14. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My legs and my voice.

15. WHAT DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My free time.

16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Family

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? Huh. I don't care.

18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? Black. No shoes.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? David's stupid show's NOISE.

20.WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST? David demanding people around, or when he does things that he scolded people for.

21. FAVORITE SMELLS? Famous Amos Cookies! And curry.

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Virginia

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I don't know the person.

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I hate watching sports.

25. HAIR COLOR? Brown.

26. EYE COLOR? Brown.

27. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAJOR REGRETS? Duh.

28. FAVORITE FOOD? Cream Pasta, KFC

29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies.

30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED, AND WITH WHOM? Doubt with Elyn, Ian, Wilson, Clara

31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue

32. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter. Let it snow let it snow let it snow...

33. HUGS OR KISSES? BOTH!

34. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? No one.

35. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Everyone.

36. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? No books.

37. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? HIAK HIAK HIAK. No mouse pad.

38. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Not watching tv.

39.WHAT LITTLE THING MAKES YOU HAPPY? Hugs and kisses

40. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? None.

41. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Shanghai

42. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Twisting my tongue both ways? Talking cock?

43 WHERE WERE U BORN? Singapore American Hospital aka Eastshore Hospital now.

44. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? No one's.

45. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Zouk.




AND...








JUST JOKING LAH! No more lah. Siao.




Sunday, February 22, 2009, 6:07 AM
I'm supposed to be doing design... AGAIN. *Long post alert*

But I'm doing quizzes and reading people's notes on facebook.



I hate the whole notes thing cuz it kinda reminds me of friendster.



That's why I always say Facebook is becoming more and more like friendster.



ok.



This is one of the notes I found quite interesting.



Rules:It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.



1. What is your name : Weiling

2. A four Letter Word : Wail

3. A boy's Name : Weilong

4. A girl's Name : Wanlin

5. An occupation : Waiter

6. A color : White

7. Something you'll wear : Watch

9. A food : Wagyu Beef Burger?

10. Something found in the bathroom: Water

11. A place : Woodlands!

12. A reason for being late : Waiting for cab?

13. Something you'd shout : What the fuck!?

14. A movie title : Watchmen

15. Something you drink : WATER

16. A musical group : Westlife

17. An animal : Whale

18. A street name : Woodlands Ave 1, 2, 3, 4........100........10000.......100000

19. A type of car : Weismann Coupe

20. The title of a song : Wait for you - Elliot Yamin


Ok. 1 done. Damn bored.

Anyway, I realised I'm damn good with quizzes that involves hollywood or disney. HIAK HIAK HIAK.

OK NEXT.

1. Where is your cell phone? On the table, right under my chin.

2. Your significant other? Beside me, watching a REALLY REALLY STUPID SHOW

3. Your hair? Hairband-ed, Tied up

4. Your favorite thing? My phone.

5. Your dream last night? I can't remember.

6. Your favorite drink? Iced Milo

7. Your dream/goal? To travel around the world (and to earn enough to do that)

8. What room you are in? erm... David's "computer" room.

9. Your hobby? Reading Wikipedia.

10. Your fear? Failing this sem and thus, retaining.

11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Hopefully, some part of the world, enjoying.

12. Where were you last night? MAHJONG.

13. Muffins? Sunshine Plaza... secret! BEST MUFFINS EVER.

14. Wish list item? A new laptop, more moolah.

15. Where you grew up? Chai Chee, Yishun and Pasir Ris

16. Last thing you did? Drank water.

17. What are you wearing? T shirt and shorts.

18. Your TV? Not on? No one is around.

19. Your pets? Leo is sleeping in his crate.

20. Your friends? Huh? Dunno lah. Doing design?

21. Your life? In a mess.

22. Your mood? Bored, that's why I'm doing this stupid survey shit.

23. Missing someone? Yeah. Louis, Francis, Bill and Zoey.

24. Car? Lexus RX300. Ferrari F430 also can.

25. Something you're not wearing? Shoes.

26. Your favorite store? Cotton On!!! wah. so cheapo. ok lah. erm. Forever 21?

27. Your favorite color? Black

28. When is the last time you laughed? 5 secs ago.

29. Last time you cried? Last week

30. Who will resend this? No one. OH oh oh! Probably someone as bored as me?

31. One place that I go to over and over? School...Nabei.

32. One person who emails me regularly? lijun.

33. Favorite place to eat? hmmm. KFC? Or anyplace that has nice cream pastas like Ma Maison

OK. NEXT.


***********FOOD-OLOGY***************

What is your salad dressing of choice? Thousand Island

What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Morton's...ok. the waiters are a bit too naggy for me. Ma Maison's fine too.

What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it? CREAM PASTA

What are your pizza toppings of choice? Seafood? Ham and TONS OF CHEESE.

What do you like to put on your toast? Butter and Kaya

**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are in your house? 3

what color of cell phone do you have? Black and Silver

***************BIOLOGY******************

Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Pus.

What is the last heavy item you lifted? My bag.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Nope. I hope not too.

************BULLCRAPOLOGY**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? Not really.

If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I can't think of a better name that suits me.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? GIMME THE MONEY 1ST AND I'll DRINK IT!

************DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own? 5

Last time you had a run-in with the cops? I'm too lawful.

Last person you talked to? David Tan

Last person you hugged? Leo.

**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season? In singapore, the seasons are Hot, Hotter and Hottest. So, I guess I prefer Hot.

Day of the week? FRIDAY!!!!

***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone? Yeah. My family.

Mood? Pukish... Ate too much durians... the smell is lingering in my throat.

What are you listening to? Broken Strings by James Morrison and Nelly Furtado.

Watching? Time flying by

Worrying about? my FUCKING design

***************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning? Toilet

What's the last movie you saw? Slumdog Millionaire

Do you smile often? I smile, snigger, giggle, smirk, laugh and guffaw very very often.

QUESTIONS
1) Do you always answer your phone? NO. HELL HELL HELL no.

2) It's four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it? heh... zee.

3) If you could change your eye color what would it be? Blue grey

4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? huh? WTF?

5) Do you own a digital camera? Samsung dunno what lah

6) Have you ever had a pet fish? Some guppy which died a month later -____-"

7) Favorite Christmas song? Let it snow... PLEASE... LET IT SNOW!!! IN SINGAPORE!

8) What's on your wish list for your birthday? Just gimme lotsa money. I'll settle everything else myself

9) Can you do push ups? I wear push ups.

10) Can you do a chin up? No.

11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited? None. It makes me sian to know I'm getting older.

12) Do you have any saved texts? Used to have.

13) Ever been in a car wreck? No. And I hope not too.

14) Do you have an accent? Tell me and I'll fake it for you.

15) What is the last song to make you cry? Beautiful love by Kiss Japan or something. I watch the MTV till i cry.

16) Plans tonight? Supposed to be design. But it's now mahjong.

17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom? Yeah... It's probably one of those moments like..NOW.

18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week? Ciggs, Macs, Cardboard

19) Have you ever been given roses? Yeah

20) Current worry? That I'll lose in mahjong later

21) Current hate right now? design

22) Met someone who changed your life? Positively? not really. Negatively? TONS.

23) How did you bring in the New Year? Sleep.

24) What song represents you? No song in particular

25) Name three people who might complete this? This is not facebook, so I'm not gonna ans.

26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night? Playing Mahjong

27) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Where the hell is david tan.

28) Who was the first person you thought of when you woke up? David tan.


ARGH. Ok. enough liao.

Design time.




Tuesday, February 17, 2009, 6:27 AM
I SHOULD BE DOING MY DESIGN NOW

But I'm totally watching funny videos on youtube.

This one is kinda slow, but the ending is kinda funny.



And this, got me laughing real hard. Fucking funny. Esp the last part.



My god. I wonder if they really can do that.

AMAZING.

I esp like the balloon part. Got me laughing like an idiot.

Hope it gets you laughing too :D




Tuesday, February 10, 2009, 7:34 PM
Matured contents. Not for kids. duh

This morning, when I was doing my work on the mahjong table, I heard the vibration of my hp.

That is pretty much miraculous cuz
1) my phone was in my bag and deep inside; covered by all that junk in my bag
2) my bag is about 3m away
3) my cardigan was covering my bag
4) I was stirring my milo (which in turn caused that "ting ting ting" sound like ah peks in kopitiams
5) I seldom seldom seldom pick up my calls cuz my phone is forever in silent mode (my friends would know that)

So, I thought it might be one of my studio mates calling to tell me about the site visit later and what to do on fri OR my girlies asking me where I'll be before meeting them for dinner.

I literally ran over to my bag and frantically search for my phone (by touch) and TA DAH! I found it.

The call was from an unknown number although the number is still displayed on the screen.

My 1st thought was Zee (cuz she always uses her house phone or something to call me).

Here goes the conversation which was pretty fucked up.

Me: "hello?" *sniffs*

Girl on the line : "ZHHEHHHHHZHEHHHH" (those very bad connection sounds)

Me: "HELLO?"*sniff sniff*

Girl on the line: " Hi m'dm, this is calling from Marie France Bodyline."

Me: "errr. ok."*sniff*

GOTL: " M'dm, have you heard of Marie France Bodyline before?"

Me, THINKING," Duh! Who hasn't?" - then imitating christy chung turning her body in btw 2 cars' side mirrors.

Me: " erm. ya." *sniff*

GOTL:" Oh great! We're actually having a promotion right now and you're one of the lucky ones who are chosen by us. You're actually entitled to a complimentory spa treatment (or something like that) and there's only 2 slots left (which I presume she meant that there's only 2 more girls who will be "chosen"). This promotion is absolutely free and there's no obligations to it. This promotion is for a limited period which is till the end of February. So M'dm, would you like to go ahead and book an appointment with us? We have 7 outlets currently - Bishan, Jurong (goes on to list the 7 outlets -__-"), so when would you be free to book and appointment?"

Me, THINKING, "wah. ZHUN BOH??? So heng meh. must be someone bao toh my number. but a free spa treatment with no obligations thereafter sounds good. Plus, the 1 week holiday is just a week again and still within feb."

Me: " erm.. ok... but can I can't actually confirm an appointment yet cuz I have school actually.."*sniff*

GOTL:"OH! Are you a student M'dm?"

Me:"ya..."

GOTL:" OH! haha. Cuz you sound so matured."
Me:".................oh. haha." *sniffs*

GOTL:"oh. Then ok, thank you M'dm"

Me: "...................................................................................................................."

NABEI

So... I guess they never check the background of ppl they call?

And where did they get my number from?

And they HAO YI SI call already, realise I'm a student and then never even bother explaining why I can't "book" an appointment and hung up.

I have even signed up for any marie france/expression/jean yip thingy. Don't think my friends have.

Stupid shit.

Yet another reason to hate my voice. ( but i was having one of those morning flu thingy. sneezing non stop before the call)




Sunday, February 08, 2009, 2:27 AM
Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie Pitt

In case you dodos don't know who they are or can't read English (from their names), they are the twin daughter and son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

They are the 2 HOTTEST people on the planet.

Shiloh (their 1st biological daughter) was already terribly cute (and has apparently inherited her mum's SEXY lips).

Of course, 2 is always better than 1. Hence, the twins were double the cuteness!!!




This is a pic of big sister Shiloh holding one of the twins (don't ask me which one)


OMG!!! Aren't they so terribly cute???? Sheesh. Look at their big blue eyes!!! omg.


3 words: SO TOTALLY CUTE.



I want my babies to look like them!




Wednesday, February 04, 2009, 1:38 AM
psychotic woman alert

It's hard to believe some ppl can be so childish.

It's even harder to believe some BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS and HOT ppl can be so childish.

It's the hardest to believe that some BEAUTIFUL, GORGEOUS and HOT ppl that you knew and thought was a "nice girl" can be so childish.

MY OH MY.

It was all just a stupid misunderstanding.

PLUS, it's not like her bf is spectacularly good looking.

DOUBLE PLUS, threatening my poor friend? okayyyyyyy... I know she's QUITE famous in the modeling industry, BUT, what does she get outta threatening her (my friend)?
You know what I get? I get it that she's just a bloody loser. oh. sorry. Sore loser. Sour grapes.

TRIPLE PLUS, my dear friend is definitely seeing someone else, WAYYYYYY hotter than her pathetic bf. DUH.

One word:

SIAO.


If she's born a causasian. I truly believe that she'd be a blonde. A really really dumb blonde. One who will mistake a microwave for a tv.

Because, she obviously can't see that not everyone wants HER bf. Our eyes are not covered by a stamp.


Alright alright... he's cute. But he's not THAT cute lah. Not enough for me to go like " awww... I can get why she's pissed." or "OH MY GOD. I know why she gets jealous SO easily. He's HOT."


He's just an "oh. ok la. quite cute."


Oh well. Shall not judge ppl so soon. But I know a dumb bitch when I see one.


Aiya. Just wanted to rant a little about bitches.



P/S: A reward for guessing who I'm talking about *winks*




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