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Thursday, October 09, 2008, 2:33 AM
MORON ALERT!
OK. This is a really really serious message to all the girls out there (be it friends, haters, passers by).THERE IS AN IDIOT ON THE LOOSE. Some info of that dumb fuck - Name: Alexander Lim Age: Unknown (Birth date is Nov 29) School: London School of Economics (I HIGHLY DOUBT SO.) Whereabouts: Facebook. Click HERE to see this moron. (Warning: You may just turn stupider reading that. This is based on a TRUE EXPERIENCE. I went to his page and the next moment, I can't even spell "loose" correctly.) History: If you guys can remember, he actually sent me a msg before. And I mentioned about him in my blog. Me, being such a benevolent, kind-hearted person, I shall copy and paste what I posted the other time (about that idiot) so you don't have to go search for it :))) "Thursday, June 05, 2008, 7:23 AM ANOTHER DUMBASS on facebook Oh. This one was really funny. Sent me laughing my ass off. Showed it to David and his reaction was so cute.Once again, stupid sentences are highlighted in orange and red. " Is there something more? Between You and Alexander Lim Alexander Lim Add as Friend June 4 at 4:54pm Report Message and Hey, how's it going. Hope you're enjoying the pseudo pokes hugs slaps bites here. Let's go deepertalk like normal people =)All I know abt you now is that you have a student look and can be a little naughty at times. I'd like to know more.So what's your story? HOW STUPID IS THAT??? 1) There will be NOTHING MORE between us. 2) I definitely don't wanna go deeper with him. 3) I already AM talking like a normal person. 3a) He is NOT. 4) " You have the student look" is the stupidest pick up line I've ever heard. 4a) He has the STUPID look. 5) WTF? "A little naughty at times?" What has it gotta do with him. 6) I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW MORE. 7) My story is that THIS is the END of the story. OH MY FUCKING GOD. This has gotta be one of the stupidest, cheesiest, brainless msgs that I've gotten. If he is in front of me, saying all these bullshit to me, I'll give him one tight slap. LINK TO THE DUMBASS" Ok. You know what? HE ACTUALLY SENT ME ANOTHER MSG ON FACEBOOK!!! You know what's worse? That dickhead actually send me the EXACT SAME MSG AGAIN!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT? That means he actually uses that AS A TEMPLATE to mass send to other girls! wow. I'm just thoroughly awed by his stupidity. I wonder if he is always this stupid or he is just making a special effort that day. Qing Ling told me she received the same msg from that dumb fuck before too. Ok. No time to further criticize his bewildering stupidity cuz I have to go home soon. Joanne's exam tmr. SO, this is my reply on facebook: "Hey DUMBASS, If you cannot remember this, it just shows further what an idiot you are. You've actually send me the SAME msg before on facebook on the 4th of june at 4.54pm. And since you cannot remember, I'll help you recall. I actually told you to buzz off and that there's nothing more I want you to know about. (Now that I know you actually copy and MASS SEND this msg to so many girls out there, moron.) Thanks. I feel enlightened to know that there are such dumbass(s) that actually exists on the face of this earth. Hence, I suggest you better do some regular brain scan to check that your brain is still working (cuz obviously, your memory fails.) Well. I think, to aid you from sending me the same msg again, I shall block you on facebook! Ah! In that way, you wouldn't make the same mistake of sending me the same bloody msg again. Isn't it such a blessing in disguise? Lastly, I hope you'll have fun sending this stupidly cheesy msg to the rest of the girls on facebook. I really do sympathize them. So, good luck to you, DICKHEAD. REGARDS, your student-look-naughty stranger." |
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