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Saturday, August 16, 2008, 10:01 PM
LOSER ALERT!!!!
This was a msg I received recently on friendster.Date: 08/17/2008 2:02 am Subject: hi weiling Message: hi ger.. nice2'meet' u!!! I tink its fate tat bring us together here! hope u allow this fate to blosom and we get2koe each other better as frends? care2add as frends..;) can gimi ur email so tat i can add u?? if not u can add mi at doremoo@yahoo.com Not that I wanna complain but... CAN THEY HAVE A BIT MORE STANDARD NOT!!!??? Since I'm so bored and waiting for David to wake up, I shall correct his fucking lousy english. (His lousy english is in red and my comments are in blue and green) 1) hi ger.. --- I use to spell "girl" as "ger" in SECONDARY SCHOOL. I graduated from SECONDARY SCHOOL about 5 years ago. But, spelling "girl" as "ger" and when you're a 28 year old GUY doesn't make you cute. 2) nice2'meet' u!!! --- How much more time can you SAVE by typing "to" instead of "2"??? I always don't get it when ppl type "2" instead of "to". Ok. I know we can save ONE (pathetic) space when typing "2" instead of "to" when sms-ing. But, this is a bloody msg online, there's no words limit. Maybe typing "2" can save you 0.0005 seconds when typing a msg. That's retarded. I don't understand the ' ' in the word meet (like when he said 'meet'), was that an attempt to be cute cuz we aren't actually meeting in real life and that it's online? urgh. 3) I tink its fate tat bring us together here! --- tink....tat... WTF. I told you, how much time does it take to type one more "h"???? And with that missing "h", it totally makes the word wrong. It makes them look like sounds. Like "tink" is the sound made when you hit a metal rod/pole (a little like the musical instrument TRIANGLE) and "tat" is the sound made when you hit something against wood (like knocking?). 4) hope u allow this fate to blosom and we get2koe each other better as frends? --- It's either his english is REALLY bad not to know that it's "bloSSom" and not "bloSom" , "KNOW" not "KOE" and it's "FRIENDS" not "FRENDS" OR this guy is really in a rush to type a msg cuz he's really very eager to "KOE" me. I'd guess it's the former. 5) Sidetrack part 1 --- WHAT'S WITH THAT FATE THING!!!??? It's annoying the shit outta me. Oh. I guess it's FATE then that he's being scolded by me. 6) care2add as frends..;) --- Refer to point 2 and 4 and infer my answer. 7) Sidetrack part 2 --- WHAT'S WITH THE STICKING TOGETHER OF WORDS??? Like "care2add" and "nice2'meet'" SINCE WHEN DID "2" REPLACE THE USE OF A SPACE!!!??? Maybe he was trying to act cute like the PUSSYCAT DOLLS in their song "stickwitu" (pronounce it fast like... PIKACHU... something like that). 8) can gimi ur email so tat i can add u?? --- I know the word gimme is an american slang for GIVE ME (like kinda is the slang for KIND OF ) but he should know better that IT'S THE BLOODY WRONG SPELLING! It's already a short form for another word and you still can spell wrongly. WTF. Ya. And the TAT TAT TAT TINK TINK TINK TAT TINK TAT TINK. 9) if not u can add mi at doremoo@yahoo.com --- I understand that people created act cute email addresses for themselves last time (by last time I meant in PRIMARY and SECONDARY SCHOOL)... Like... hellokitty@coldmail.com or byebyemelody@nohoo.com or whatever shit lah. These names are usually based on: 1) A cute cartoon character. For e.g. Hello Kitty, Melody, POKEMON blah blah blah 2) Cute idol/idols (like in real life) For e.g. TWINS, Edison Chen, F4, 5566 blah blah blah 3) Things/sweets that they like. For e.g. peppermint, lollipop, gummybear blah blah blah 4) A combination of either of the above with (i) their name (ii) their birthdate (iii) their gender (gal/ger/galz/boi) (iv) a sport they like (v) angels/devils (vi) the words "cute" or "love/luv/lub/lubbb" (vii) forever/foreva/4eva 5) A combination of either of the above For e.g. cutegalz18@nohoo.com, edison4cheneva@hmail.com, lollipop130790@coldmail.com, candyangelgalz@nohoo.com or (most ultimate one is the combination of all) doraemonf4lollipopjanegerangelluvforeva050590@hmail.com (in case you dont understand, the sequence of the email is cartoon character-cute idols-candy she likes-name-gender-angel-some random cute words-another random cute word blah blah blah I mean, these things are cute last time or when you're young (10 to 16 years old), but I always feel that when we get older, these things no longer look cute but rather... kinda childish? Can you imagine giving out your namecard to a possible business client with pikachuboi77@coldmail.com as your email address??? Or maybe in a club and you're trying to pick up some girls and you show them your namecard with THAT kinda email address? It's NOT cute. That email should change when you're 21? ok. MAXIMUM AGE is 25. After that and you still have that kinda email address, you should be condemned and sent to HELLO KITTY HELL!!!! After such a long long long LONG explanation, I was trying to say that when you're 28 and you have doremoo@yahoo.com as your email, YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD. Don't say "dore is my name and moo is my sir name" kinda bullshit to me. I went to your fucking profile and everything is about DORAEMON. It's pretty obvious where DOREMOO came from, sickass. Oh. Just to show you the disgustingly act cute profile... it's here. Too bad macbook don't have print screen, OR I'll SHOW YOU WHAT'S SO DISGUSTING!!! Some examples... these are some act cute shit from his profile "Hometown: Xiao Ding Dang Hua Yuan" --- Xiao ding dang = doraemon and Hua yuan = garden "Occupation: Playing & Tiffing with da Xiong" In case you don't know, da xiong is a doraemon character (the geeky guy with spectacles aka doraemon's best friend/owner). His profile pictures are ALL doraemon stuff. It's pure disgust. I think he is suffering from serious identity crisis - he thinks he is DORAEMON!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS GUY NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! Btw, I forgot to save the reply I sent him. If he even replies me, I'll post up the reply. But it goes something like "I think you're disgusting and you can't even speak proper english You're 28 and you act like you're 8." blah blah blah. Kinda same as the reply the previous guy that annoyed me got. This is kinda WHY I'm beginning to dislike friendster. And, I think, Facebook is beginning to have this problem too. Sad. p/s: I know I say short forms like "ppl" instead of "people" ,"cuz" instead of "because" and "msg instead of "message", but at least I type at least 3 alphabets lesser. As long as I think it saves at least 3 alphabets, it's acceptable. Like "b4" as to "before" saves 4 alphabets. WHY!? NOT HAPPY AH!!!???? FIGHT LAH! |
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