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Thursday, June 26, 2008, 12:28 AM
sluts of the same feather flock together
Sorry for the lack of posts lately.I can't find my fucking cable again and therefore, I can't fucking upload my fucking photos. Oh man. This sucks. Since I can't upload any photos for the time being, I shall blog about this SLUT I met while working for the casino event on Monday. HURHURHUR. FYI, the casino event was simply the screening of James Bond - Casino Royale at The Screening Room at Ann Siang Rd. It's a pretty cool place with nice ambience and architecture. You can check them out here. To cut the long story short, there were 6 of us working. Candice (whom I met at another event before), Amanda, Iris, Joanne, Crystal (if that is how you spell her name) and yours truly. We were divided into pairs and assigned to the respective levels to do our job. I was paired with Candice and our job is to be "Bond Girls". YES. All we did was pose and smile as the guests took a short clip impersonating JAMES BOND. Yes yes yes. Stupid. I know. Don't remind me. SO, I noticed this ang moh guy who is quite handsome (but vertically challenged) and we approached him to record the video. I mean like, that was part of our job too - we had to approach random ppl and ask if they would like to take a video. OK. Backtrack. That ang moh seemed pretty interested in Candice. He kept looking at her and stuff, damn obvious. So, ok, this particular ang moh will be referred to again in the later part of the story. Then, I saw this girl who we (Candice and I) thought was quite pretty. She is tall, very slim and fair and she had a lovely face. We had no idea who she is as this was a invited-only party, I figured that she should be a socialite. HURHURHUR. This girl was flirting with the guys, particularly ang mohs (and more particularly, the ang moh who was interested in Candice). SLUT. She was really damn slutty lah. Like her every actions are slutty. EEYER. I'm sure you girls will know what I am talking about lah. So, she will be referred to as Orange Slut cuz she was in a orange top. Eventually, Candice, Amanda, Joanne and Crystal were assigned to the "casino room" to fulfill part 2 of our job. The "casino room" is literally a casino room lah. There was Blackjack, Baccarat, Roulette and some casino games tables where ppl can bet with chips that were given out. Iris and I were assigned to the roof terrace to continue giving out chips. WTF @#$%%&*! I WANNA BE AT THE TABLE TO BET SIA! When Iris and I finally got back to the casino room, Candice told us that the orange slut actually kuai lan her (translation: fucked/pissed her off). Candice was assigned to the Baccarat table and when she was giving out the cards, that orange slut said very slutty-ly "Is that even how you deal the cards?" Candice, being such a gentle and sweet girl, ignored her. When Candice told me that, I felt pissed off for her! FUCK. YOU THINK WE REALLY WORK IN A CASINO AH? SIAO. CANDICE JUST TURNED 18! SHE CAN'T EVEN ENTER THE CASINO YET!!?? YOU THINK EVERYONE IS AN ESCORT LIKE YOU WHO GOES TO THE CASINO ALL THE TIME AH? ok. Backtrack. We (now, Iris and I) realised that the ang moh is still very interested in Candice as he is STILL stealing glances at her. HEH. Meanwhile, that orange slut kept giving Candice a very DU LAN + jealous + arrogant look while clinging on to the ang moh. SIAO. Candice revealed that the ang moh actually asked for her number just now. AH. That explains that DU LAN + jealous + arrogant look on that orange slut's face. Nearing the end of the event, there was a very special bidding. The guests are invited to bid for prizes with chips! Not potato chips, but casino chips. And the prizes don't come cheap man. The bid for a dinner voucher at fullerton comes at 3000. As in like, 3000 bucks worth of chips. But since the chips were given out, I figured that this should be just a more creative lucky draw. They aren't actually paying, but in fact, they were trying to see who won the most and that lucky dude (or bitch) will get to "win" a prize! The best prize of the night was a voucher for the iphone when it comes to Singapore. The orange slut came over to the prize table prior to the auction with her equally as slutty friend. They were browsing through the prizes and suddenly exclaimed " OOOOOOOOOH! THE iPHONE!!! I WANT THE iPHONE!!!" See lah. Sluts. When the auction started, Iris and I had to take turns holding up the prizes as they call out their bids. STUPID RIGHT? wah liao eh. Lucky I shaved my armpits. Then when the better prizes came along, the sluts and their gang (which consists of THAT ang moh and some rich-looking uncles) got rather excited. They were "fighting" with another group of Indian bidders, constantly trying to outbid each other. I overheard the sluts' plans to save some chips to eventually bid for the iphone -_______-" D E S P I C A B L E So, when the iphone voucher was finally up for bidding, wah, the action got even more drama. The sluts seemed to have forgotten their image and were shouting and frantically discussing with their "sugar daddies" whenever someone outbid them. S I A O. The bid even went up to like 500000 chips lah. Crazy. The scene actually turned rather hilarious when the Indian bidders said that they will add 5000 chips to whatever the sluts' gang bid is. Poor Iris was still holding up the iphone voucher after like 5 mins lah. THEN, the real drama comes. Suddenly, this woman from the back said that she actually has more chips than both of them. HAH. Another competitor. The auctioneer got rather confused as all of them seemed to have the same amount of chips and it'll be too troublesome for us to count as it would take YEARS. He then decided to have 2nd judges, which is US! HARHAR. Then the slut chu pattern sia! She stomped over and SNATCHED (yes. SNATCHED) the voucher VERY RUDELY away from Iris's hands and said " GIVE IT TO ME! THIS IS MINE!" KNNBCCB. WTF IS THAT? I stared at Iris and Iris stared back at me and we were damn stunned to react lah! We were damn stunned by this kinda rudeness and that was so goddamn mother fucking bratty lah! So, after like, 10 seconds of stun-ness, Iris quickly informed one of the person-in-charge that the stupid orange slut SNATCHED that voucher from our hands and went off. I watched in UTTER HORROR as the slut SASHAY in front of the group of Indian bidders with the iphone voucher in her hands as if to announce that she won it! The Indians then snatched it over from her and wanted to tear it into 2 (like jokingly) saying that they should share it! OMG. I have NEVER seen such dramatic auctions before. AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH A SLUTTY WHORE BEFORE! The person-in-charge quickly ran over and asked for the voucher back. WAH. Maciam like prince in shining armor leh! But she's a woman lah! So it's princess in shining armor! We were OBVIOUSLY damn pissed with the stupid slut's actions. And we decided NOT to choose her. As for the Indian bidders, they ATTEMPTED TO TEAR THE VOUCHER IN HALF! So, they were out also. So, the winner for the iphone was the last woman. She gave the voucher to her client! So nice lah! SERIOUSLY, I can reenact the whole damn scene out for you guys. I can NEVER forget how that slut actually SNATCHED that voucher from us. wah piang eh. FUCKING JEALOUS, ARROGANT, GOOD FOR NOTHING SLUT! SHE IS WHAT I CALL AN SPG! |
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