Wassup Bitches!

halo..... wow a day 2 know you u look cheerful and smile sweet i guess this u and u have the look to be model haha haha anyway u look very pretty make me wan 2 die 2 know u i hope u will drop me more mail in future. i'm eager and like 2 know more about u can tell me........... ? anyway hope we can chat more cya . have add me in ur friendster? record my hp ? free cal me

> ~i'm A.L.V.I.N T.A.N:......
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> @ M lo@
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> @27 Years old@
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> @23th of July@
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> @171 Cm ; 64 Kg@
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> @32:27(Waist):flat(butt) ** Slim n fit woh**@
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> @LEO @
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> @Face:fair N body tanned not dark ok! juz average skin but can C me loh ^^@
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> @Race:CHINESE(pure chinese lar!!!)
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> @MoNeKy leh @
> I LOVE:
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> ~***My my father,MUM ,bro n sis ~JS~***~
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> ~***My Family***~
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> ~***My Friendsss***~
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> @ country: SG boy .... singaporean
> > bye
> >
> > Alvin Tan
> > hp: +659019366-
> > email: milleniumgx@hotmail.com
***My Friendsss***~"
It's a serious wtf moment. I wanted to highlight the wrong sentences in red, but I realized that the whole passage will be in red then -_-"

So, the mistakes are highlighted in red and orange.

1) halo - In case you didn't know, it's spelled as HELLO. And in case you didn't know again, halo is the ring above the angels.

2) a day 2 know you u look cheerful and smile sweet - I'm not very sure what the meaning of this sentence is. I guess he is trying to say that this is a day to know me and I look cheerful and I have a sweet smile. Please note the difference in my sentence and his.

3) i guess this u and u have the look to be model - What is "i guess this u"? After much figuring out, what he meant was " I guess this is you".

4) anyway u look very pretty make me wan 2 die 2 know u - Wow. I didn't know I am THAT pretty to make someone wanna die to know me. oops. I mean, wan 2 die 2 know me.

5) i hope u will drop me more mail in future. - I think he is kinda confused. I don't think I was the one who dropped him a mail. I don't think I'll drop him anymore mails in the future.

6) i'm eager and like 2 know more about u can tell me - I'm NOT eager at all. I don't want him to know more about what I can tell him. OH. I mean I don't wanna tell him about me.

7) anyway hope we can chat more cya - I don't wanna chat more with him or else I'll have to do so much mental correction. In fact, I feel that this sentence is one of the "more correct" sentences, with the correct punctuation marks, it will look like "anyway, hope we can chat more. cya"

8) have add me in ur friendster? - wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

9) record my hp ? - I can only save his number, I can't record his handphone.

10) free cal me - It should be FEEL FREE TO CALL HIM.

11) 32:27(Waist):flat(butt) ** Slim n fit woh - Erm. OK. I don't really care, you know. I don't even know to know his vital stats. I don't need to know if he is slim and fit. WAH LAU EH.

12) Face:fair N body tanned not dark ok! juz average skin but can C me loh - It's very very contradicting. Fair and BODY TANNED but not dark. I have a rough idea in my mind now. His head and limbs is fair, his body is tanned. It's weird. BUT I still don't know what is average skin. What is average skin? I'm getting frustrated. I don't wanna C him, I won't wanna SEE him. It disgusts me.

13) Race:CHINESE(pure chinese lar!!!) - CHINESE THEN CHINESE LAH. KNN. DON'T NEED TO SAY PURE CHINESE LAH!

14) MoNeKy leh - WHAT IS A MONEKY? I believe it is MONKEY.

15) hp: +659019366- WAH LIAO EH. He even left his number. Seriously, I don't need it. He made it look like he was writing a very horrible resume. (I left his the last number out to protect his privacy, but feel free to check him out on friendster)

I label him as type 3 - Cannot speak proper english.

My reply should be a real blow to him.
" I'm seriously not interested in guys who cannot talk properly. At the very least, you could have used punctuation marks. You're already 27 and you still talk like you're 7."

WOW. I'M MEAN.