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Thursday, May 29, 2008, 12:33 AM
horribly terribly wrong.
My intention of this post is to rant something that has been bothering my family and I for quite some time. I have no intention of shooting my innocent cousins - Marilyn and Joanne, cuz I know they have been very bothered too. BUT my dear Marilyn jie jie, Ah Ma has been nagging about you. DID YOU OWE HER ANYTHING....?AHHHHHH. I'M FUCKING INNOCENT! Ok. Let me start my super fucking long rants. The base of the story is - my cousin owes ppl money. It's not a little bit of money like 10 bucks AND it's not just any ppl. It's a few thousand bucks and it LOAN SHARKS. omfg. And so, he did not return any money. When mum called me up initially, she told me that he owe loan sharks money and they actually splashed paint our neighbour (the unit downstairs). I thought it was pretty stupid and I really really pity the 9th floor neighbours. THEN, matters got worse because they started calling MY HOUSE. I'm like, "Wtf? Call us for fuck sia?" Which reminded me that my Aunt's house doesn't have any phone line. Ok. 1st, Courts (as in the furniture store, Courts.) called MY HOUSE to look for him and they called like 500000000 times already and I also told them 500000000 times that he's not here! Then mum told me that the loan sharks actually called MY HOUSE. And mum briefly described the conversation. M(mum): Hello? LS(loan sharks): HELLO. IS ALVIN IN? M: No. He's not in. Who is this? LS: WHO IS THIS? YOU DARE TO ASK WHO IS THIS? M: OF COURSE I DARE TO ASK WHO IS THIS LAH! YOU CALLED MY HOUSE LEH! LS: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO AM I? YOU DARE TO ASK WHO I AM?! M (obviously irritated by now cuz he has been repeating his brainless words and yet, not answering the question.): OF COURSE LAH! YOU NEVER SAY YOU YOU ARE! Are you the one who stays in the neighbourhood? That time you came over before one. LS: NO! I'M AH LONG. AH LONG YOU KNOW ANOT!? M: OF COURSE I KNOW LAH. ALVIN NOT HERE LAH. ..... I only know till here. But I do know that my mum actually got his number. I found the conversation to be a little weird cuz the Ah long seemed like he was trying to act fierce and act tough, which turned out to be a bit funny. It's pretty stupid that the things he ask is like damn duh. I was thinking like, if it's me, the conversation will turn out a little funnier. M(e): Hello? LS(loan sharks): HELLO. IS ALVIN IN? M: No. He's not in. Who is this? LS: WHO IS THIS? YOU DARE TO ASK WHO IS THIS? M: OF COURSE I DARE TO ASK WHO IS THIS LAH! YOU CALLED MY HOUSE LEH! LS: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO AM I? YOU DARE TO ASK WHO I AM?! M: DUH. THEN YOU KNOW WHO I AM ANOT? LS: NO LAH! M: YA LAH! I NEVER TELL YOU HOW YOU KNOW RIGHT? YOU ALSO NEVER TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, THEN HOW I KNOW? LS: I'M AH LONG! M: I'M WEILING! LS: YOU ALL OWE ME MONEY! M: EXCUSE ME? NOT WE ALL HOR. NOT US HOR. GO FIND ALVIN TOH HOR. SIAO. *hangs up the phone* Anyway, back to the topic, so I asked mum if my cousin comes home. Mum said he sometimes comes back and sometimes don't. So I asked mum why my aunt don't ask him for the money lah. And mum replied that he always gives excuses like his cheque will be cleared soon and blah blah blah. OH. THE EXCUSES ARE PLENTY. I found it to be a bit too much that he actually gives OUR number to the loan sharks. From what I can recall, my cousin is working at Marina, but I don't know what he's working as lah. I even saw him at Zouk once. ALAMAK. I feel that I'm trapped in a very difficult and innocent position now. And I feel that the most innocent one is Ah ma cuz she's like totally worried about us and she's like ill and stuff. The 2nd most innocent one is Joanne cuz she's so scared but she's too young. I feel that my stupid cousin is very irresponsible. And you know what, I feel that my aunt and uncle is partly to blame. I feel that my aunt and uncle shield him a lot. Since he is the only son in the family (apart from the 2 other girls), my aunt and uncle always "pamper" him. They always pretend to be strict and fierce with him, but behind our backs, they will dote him like mad. In my personal opinion, this has led him to feel that whatever things that he has done wrong, the wrongdoings will be "settled" or "forgiven". In fact, this "trend" of "shielding" can be found in my family too. Mum tends to "shield" my stupid brother a lot too. And this has led him commit more undesirable "crimes" in MY name. horrible. I told mum a plan, to ask the ah longs for their numbers and when he's home, call them over, let them meet him finally and see what he has to say. Since he's always either denying that he owes them money or saying that his cheque will clear soon, I really wanna see what he has to say. Mum said she thought of it too, she told Aunt about it and Aunt scolded her, saying that when they come, who's gonna pay them? (which to my quick reply, "Alvin lah! Then us meh? siao.") Mum told me about Aunt's plan of moving out also. She said something really irresponsible and irritating. She said "When I move out, I'm not gonna let him stay there. We (her family) won't be here anymore, they wanna come splash paint at you all, it's their and your business! I don't know liao!" WTF!!!!???? Seriously? chao chee bye. YOUR SON FUCKING CREATE SO MUCH PROBLEMS FOR US AND YOU JUST WANNA RUN AWAY LIKE THAT!? Anyway, Aunt also said that she wanna move out and that she's not gonna let her son move in with her. She said that she wanna disown him already. (These 2 points totally gave us the -____-" face cuz we know she won't do that to her precious son. SAY ONLY. CHEY.) So, Marilyn said that " If you really wanna disown, you can just disown now mah. Why must wait till then!?" I'm not sure what Aunt's reply to that was, but I'm sure it was some stupid excuse. CHAO WATERMELON. That stupid Alvin ah. Create so much problems for us! SEE LAH! Now I cannot return home late cuz I scared the stupid ah long will come splash paint on me or even rape me. Then call call call my house, maciam like free like that. I don't understand why ppl wanna borrow money from Ah long. Seriously, they're looking for trouble. So, I shall end my rant with a shoutout to Mr Alvin, "RETURN THEIR FUCKING MONEY AND STOP CREATING TROUBLE FOR US LAH! DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE SUCH A COWARD? OWE MONEY THEN RUN AWAY? NO MONEY THEN DON'T FUCKING TAKE CAB, DON'T CLUB AND DON'T SUPPORT A GF LAH. LAN JIAO. YOU THINK ONLY YOU POOR AH? WE ALSO POOR OK!? YOU'RE SUCH A BURDEN TO ALL OF US LAH! YOU DON'T EVEN SEE US AS INNOCENT VICTIMS OF THE TROUBLE YOU CREATE! NEXT TIME YOU'RE HOME, I'M SURE TO LET THE LOAN SHARKS KNOW ONE. YOU STUPID TURTLE." OK. That's the end of my shoutout. Anyway, I shall once again declare that, I know my dear Marilyn and Joanne are as innocent as I am. So, this post is not aiming at you. It's basically aiming at Alvin and a little bit on Aunt and Uncle. SIGH. KOR MIA... ps: kor mia = bitter life in hokkien. |
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