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Thursday, September 21, 2006, 11:44 PM
steve irwin
hello to everyone who is reading this.STOP putting that fucking turtle in front of your msn nick when you dont even know who the fuck steve irwin is. ok. maybe you know he is the crocodile hunter. other than that leh? do you know he owns the australia zoo in queensland? do you know one of the croc in singapore zoo is actually touched/rescued/dunno wat shit by him? dunno right.. then STOP putting that turtle lah. knn. such an eyesore. what has a turtle gotta do with him. Is it cuz his IQ is as low as that of a turtle's to be killed by a stingray? ok. i'm just saying that to those that i know and if you happened to have a turtle in your msn nick, think about whether you really know him and his contributions. if you dont, then read up and at least PRETEND you know.. To others who didnt put any turtles(like me), you're doing a great job cuz we cant even be bothered. ok now. why do i think he died a stupid death. 1st: he battled and fought and stunt-ed with some many crocodiles, be it wild or not, and he wasn't killed by them. instead, he was killed by stingray. he shdnt call himself croc hunter, he shd be called the stingray-hunted. 2nd: he was filming a show called "the ocean's deadliest" when " Irwin decided to do some softer features for a new children's TV show he was doing with his daughter, Bindi." because the weather was turning bad. sub-firstly, he wasnt even gonna touch on stingrays as one of the deadliest. sub-secondly, stingrays SELDOM sting. its like wtf. can you imagine you're a stingray, happily swimming in the blue ocean... watching nemo, dory, bruce and squirt-s swim past you, then you decided that you swam enough and you want to take a rest. AND in order to do that, you have to bury yourself in the sand to camoflauge yourself (you dont wanna become peng he-u... -_____-" aiya sambal stingray lah). ok. SO you were happily resting and when you're about to doze off.. PEEKABOO!! steve irwin comes and provoke you and your beauty sleep. fed-up, you decided to sting this MATE and suay suay, pierced his heart. aiya. (considering your aiming quite lousy since you SELDOM sting. heh.) then you think.. "the crocs are gonna thank me for that" but then again "who's gonna save and conserve the wildlife now..? SHIT. i killed him too early" THEN.. you think again "oh ya...there's still that fugly and stupidly fake photographer called AUSTIN STEVENS who goes around getting bitten by snakes just to get a photo of them. AND that super cute and witty and funny and clever Jeff Corwin who never fails to make my day AND every other animal's day. aiya. with him around (not that stupid austin stevens fake-o), all wildlife would be safe already. OOOOH. i love jeff corwin." oops. sorry. i was too into my role. erm. humans and animals can never be together. so that loving jeff corwin part, is I say one. I as in me, weiling, ok. BUT, the fucking austin stevens part, is i represent all animals, beasts, marine creatures and ESPECIALLY SNAKES say de. i know they really hate wasting their venom on him. snake --> " ah. fuck. its that fucking austin stevens guy again. gonna waste my precious venom on him again. idiot. always take photo of me. too bad i dont have hands, or else i will give him my autograph." HAW HAW HAW. oops. backtrack. 3rdly: steve irwin really proved his show, didnt he. you know. "ocean's deadliest" ok. now we know. SO, how can we solve the problem of getting killed by stingrays in the future, you know, while diving, snorkelling and stuff. ok. 1st, we can AVOID those creatures. touch something touch-able. like, NEMO or SOME STUPID PRAWNS. i also cannot give you a full list of what we can touch and cannot touch cuz i hate SEA CREATURES and i wont touch any of them. i only eat them. (but i found the CARTOON sea creatures cute though) pls pls pls pls, if you dont wanna die, then dont go and touch everything UNKNOWN to you. even if you know it, you still wont know what it's thinking about. sekali the turtle bite your finger off, i tell you. i'm not joking. KENNETH told me turtles bite and their beak-like mouth is supposed to crack open crabs one. we cant even crack open a crab with our fingers nor mouth and we normally use a lousy big and bulky handphone like nokia 3310 or 3210 to help us do the job of cracking and opening the crab shell. so, compare our fingers and the crab's shell, i think we will lose lah. so, dont even touch anything. all you can do is float stupidly on the surface of the water and avoid every single thing in your way (excluding air bubbles). 2nd, if you really wanna see the sea creatures and marine wildlife, you can watch a DOCUMENTARY on animal planet or kids central if you dont have scv. itz good enough. and you can learn alot AND you know what's the best thing? YOU WONT GET KILLED. unless you really damn suay, eat and watch at the same time, then choke to death or something. (or maybe you suffer some final destination-like death, in case you escaped death) ya. shd be safer. and you'll see cute jeff corwin. 3rd, eat more sambal stingrays. my favourite KFC shd innovate and have some kentucky fried stingray or something, maybe i'll patronize more. eh. this whole entry is just my own thoughts and why i think SOME ppl are stupid and irritating and FAKE. you not happy? come tag me. if you dare, leave your REAL name and ic and hp number there and let me hunt you down and scold you till you die. still, i like steven irwin's actions for conserving wildlife. but i hate his stupid brave acts when battling crocs. |
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